North Korea’s leader turned up the heat today on the US President, alleging that Obama “…raps like a white guy, excluding Eminem of course.”

“He got less flow than the Yalu River; you know my rhymes do make my nation shiver.  Ahhh yeah.  Peace – it ain’t happening biatch” shouted Kim live on Korean State Television.

“I rap about everyday life in North Korea: our nuclear buildup, people cleaning pavements with toothbrushes and why the absence of Starbucks makes it a paradise on Earth.”

President Obama responded with: “Now, let me begin by saying that I fully respect North Korea’s rap traditions and its right to express them regionally.    However, to threaten America’s hip hop supremacy would be a mistake.   Kim Jong, you going down fool.”

The battle will take place in the General Assembly building of the United Nations headquarters next week, with Chancellor Merkel opening as guest DJ.






Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




, , ,