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After recently setting up the Palmer United Party as a means of making himself a permanent feature of the Australian media news cycle, the nation’s most eccentric billionaire wanna-be is going back to basics on his next project.

‘A big cock is a thing of beauty and in no way represents my ego.  Think of it as a protest against lobbyists in Canberra or a monument to the failure of the carbon tax, whichever chimes with you more.’

Objectors however, are thick on the ground.  Even for the famously loose denizens of the Gold Coast, this is one cringe-worthy eye-sore they don’t have a stomach for.

‘These people are like cavemen living in the Bronzed Age [sic]’ said Clive, ‘they want to stop progress but I’ve accepted that you can’t have it all your own way.  Which is why the first plans were altered to accommodate these people.  Originally it was going to be a cast iron penis with my head at the top’ he said.

‘Think of it as an amusing distraction, just like me.’

 

 

 

 

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