Your absent husband is not building a new bird house with Gary and Brett, it has emerged.
Instead, red lace panties are being thrown onto his shiny, bald scalp to the sounds of I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll.
However, Brett insists some woodwork is actually being done.
“We just finished building a stage for Rhonda and the girls.”
“And once Gary and Tom complete the bar we might charge $20 entry and then open a chain of them.”
According to the Australian Society for Sheds (ASS), there are 500 of these fronts across the nation.
“It doesn’t solve the problems of social isolation and depression but it does distract them for a bit.”