The Russian President is feeling pretty smug today, reports indicate.

As news of the crisis in the Crimean peninsula flashes around the world, Vladimir is laughing it up with his mates down the pub.

“So Obama calls me and is all like ‘What up Putin?’  And I’m like: What?  Chill O’Dog.  This Ukraine ain’t none of your business anyways.  And don’t be criticising my choices.”

“And then he says all tough like, ‘You gotta be respecting their territorial integrity’.”

“Oh snap, so it’s ok for America to invade Iraq and Afghanistan but for us it’s military aggression?”

“Obama is getting all mad at this stage and it’s now I drop the bomb.”

“If you don’t back off, I’m gonna invade Poland.”

“You should have seen his face… classic.”






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