Yvette Doherty reports she may be jumping to conclusions about an unusually warm smile she received from the new barista at the Organic Bean Café.
“It was more than a friendly gesture – it was flirtatious and kind” Doherty beamed.
A source close to Yvette confirms “Yvette daydreamed out loud that although he works in a café, he’s probably studying environmental law or climate science. She imagined giving him her number, going on dates, marriage and having a child named Butterfly”.
Yvette also cryptically wrote the following status update:
“Could this be true love?”
Yvette’s twin sister Yvonne does not share her enthusiasm however. “Yvette’s always like this as soon as any guy gives her a hint of attention. Last month, she went wedding dress shopping after a policeman booked her for speeding. ‘He’s the one’ she said.”
FNDU called the Organic Bean Café to see if Yvette’s passionately held vision was reciprocated. A manager there confirmed that the only male working at the café is in fact, gay.